Walking home from school, we see a dog.
Eli: "He's eating!"
Me: "I don't think he's eating, he's just sniffing the ground. Dogs like to smell a lot of things!"
Eli (self-importantly): "I can smell too!"
[bends down and starts sniffing the ground and panting like a dog]

We are waiting for a YouTube video to load.
Me: [groan of frustration]
Eli: "Patience!"